ac stretches her asshole

i’m legit leaving tumblr because i don’t like being on it anymore and i can never find the time or desire to actually get on since like

i have a life and stuff

plus everyone on here is fucking retarded and it pisses me off how ignorant, shallow, and vapid most of you are

i’ll still use facebook sometimes i guess ((((it’s sheepy t. wise)))) and i’ll use skype sometimes i guess (((((it’s sheepythesexy))))))) but yeah

i hate everyone on tumblr and i hate act 6 so i’ll check in every once in a while but for the most part consider me gone

bye 

i actually don’t think it’s transphobic or racist if you have a roleplay group or guild or whatever and all the characters in it are like

100% canon, maybe just aged up if anything

and someone gets kicked out for wanting to rp a version of the character that’s trans if they aren’t in canon, or a different race than they are in canon

like

for one, it’s not a big deal, and two, it’s a group where the characters are 100% canon, no fanon or anything attached

why would that be transphobic or racist if you didn’t follow the rules 

trollcop:

gog-tier:

jane is genderbent john except she likes detective stories and baking cake. she’s also stupider than john and doesn’t listen to anybody and she’s much blander than john but other than that she’s exactly the same, she is not nanna because if she was she would be an interesting, funny character and people who say they like jane are retarded and need to be thrown off a cliff

roxy is interesting until she starts talking, and she’s the most infuriating person to listen to in homestuck. she’s an idiot for being drunk all the time and she’s nosy, obnoxious, and rude. she thinks she’s a good person just because her best friend is jane but she treats jane like shit and treats all her other friends like shit and nobody realizes how awful of a person she is, they just care because LOL SHE’S SEXY AND FUNNY xDDDDDDDDDDD

jake is a genderbend of jade and he talks like no real person would ever talk, he’s like the kind of british person that british people make fun of. jade is a mary sue (((it’s not my opinion, hussie based her character on that trope, it’s a fact she’s meant to be a mary sue))))) and thus jake isn’t any better. i think it’s funny how everyone in the comic has the hots for him and hussie doesn’t give us any reason why, though, but i wish the bulk of pesterlogs between the kids wouldn’t focus on that and that’s the biggest reason why i hate act six

dirk is a mix between equius and dave and i don’t like that. dirk is not a unique character whatsoever; he’s just some loser who builds robots, likes to rap, and thinks irony is the essence of everything. he’s not a badass, he’s boring and unoriginal and the only funny/interesting thing about him is that he built a robot that’s traveling the world simply to challenge people to rap battles. i don’t have a lot to say about dirk other than i just don’t like him.

I can’t tell if this is a serious post or not

whAT

HOW IS THIS HARD TO TELL IF IT’S SERIOUS OR NOT

WHAT

THE FUCK

ok when i’m joking, everyone’s gonna take me seriously, but when it’s really

really

obvious

that i’m being serious

people won’t take me seriously

why is life so hard ugh bye i’m gonna go pee on kirk

animecrossing:

Sheepy (Adj): an extreme hatred or loathing for act 6 of Homestuck

As James angrily tore up the picture of Roxy Lalonde, Donny yelled “That’s so Sheepy!”

why do i even still want to cosplay as trickster dave, kelly was the one who turned me onto the idea anyway and i don’t like tricksters THAT MUCH

ughhhHHHhhhhhhh

i should find something else to cosplay besides trickster dave, but what………….. 

sheepy hates act six, by dr. seuss 

i’m sheepy and i walk like this

i’m sheepy and i dance like this

i’m sheepy and i hate act six

jesus fucking christ just end act six